[Dixielandjazz] Musicians humor-- courtesy Jim Emerson, Gainesville, FL

[Norman Vickers]

To:  Musicians and Jazzfans list, DJML

From: Norman Vickers

Jazz Society of Pensacola

 

Thanks to jazz enthusiast/ trumpeter Jim Emerson of Gainesville, FL, here's
item which I hope will give you a chuckle.

 

 


Re: Musician wanted to play in restaurant

Date: 2012-01-01, 4:30PM





Craigslist Ad:   We are a small & casual restaurant in downtown Vancouver
and we are looking for solo musicians to play in our restaurant to promote
their work and sell their CD. This is not a daily job, but only for special
events which will eventually turn into a nightly event if we get positive
response. More Jazz, Rock, & smooth type music, around the world and mixed
cultural music. Are you interested to promote your work? Please reply back
ASAP.

 

Reply:
Happy new year! I am a musician with a big house looking for a restauranteur
to promote their restaurant and come to my house to make dinner for my
friends and me. This is not a daily job, but only for special events which
will eventually turn into a nightly event if we get positive response. More
fine dining & exotic meals and mixed Ethnic Fusion cuisine. Are you
interested to promote your restaurant? Please reply back ASAP.

 

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