[Dixielandjazz] What's in a name?

[Ric Giorgi]

A guy's walking down the street past a bar when he hears the most beautiful
music he's heard in a long time coming from inside. He goes in and at the
other end of the room there's a pianist playing wonderful music so he hops
on a barstool wondering why he hasn't heard this before. The piano player
does song after song, each more beautiful than the one before. 

The fellow turns to the bartender and asks him about the music and the
pianist. The bartender says "Yah, he writes these wonderful songs and he
goes to publisher after publisher but he just can't seem to get anything
published, go figure!" Just then the piano player announces a short break
and ducks into the washroom. Anxious to learn more about the music and the
composer, the fellow heads towards the washroom as well and just as he gets
to there the piano player comes out the washroom door with his fly down and
his member hanging out. 

The fellow looks at the pianist and says, "Do you know your fly is open and
your thing is hanging out?"

The pianist replies - "Know it! I wrote it!"