[Dixielandjazz] Fwd: Letter to Dear Abby

[billsharp]

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> Subject: Letter to Dear Abby
>
>
> Dear Abby
>
> I think my wife is cheating on me.
>
> I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot.
>
> I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her 
> mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, 
> "I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called she gets 
> evasive. Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, 
> getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way.
>
> I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got 
> very angry.
>
> A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and 
> some guy have been to his gigs.
>
> He wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when I got the idea to find 
> out for myself what was really happening. I said "sure, you can use my 
> amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into 
> the venue and who she comes in with". He agreed.
>
> Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack 
> to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the 
> amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I 
> noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 
> three.
>
> Is this something I can fix myself or do need to take it to a  
> technician?
>
> Thanks,
> Very Concerned
>
>
> Bill Sharp --
Enjoy life. This is not a rehearsal.