[Dixielandjazz] Drink holders

[ROBERT R. CALDER]

And if your drink-holder isn't a nice young lady but a bottle (cough!) mounted like a microphone on a microphone stand, once you have drained it you can order more drink by performing a jug band number, 
assuming of course that the bottle you started with was big enough to have the necessary resonance. 
 
I suggest a variant of the old Memphis number, "My money never runs out."
Be careful over the term you substitute for "money", lest a nurse bring along a different vessel and a screen