I know these as : > Rick Knittel <knittelsportland at juno.com> quipped: > > Q: What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? > A: The vibrato. > > Q: What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon? > A: The bassoon burns longer. > > Q: How do you get a jazz musician to play softly? > A: Put music in front of him. ll the best, Gary