[Dixielandjazz] Tuba Lessons

[Randy Fendrick]

A little humor for the group!
TUBA LESSONS

  A young child returned from his first music
lesson on the tuba.

  "How did it go?" asked his father.

  "Great," said the child. "I learned how to
play a 'C'."

  The next week the child took another lesson
and his father asked about the lesson.

  "Terrific," said the child. "I learned how to
 play a 'G'."

  The following week the child didn't come home.
The father was frantic with worry when the child
didn't come home until 2:00 AM.

  "Where in hell have you been," screamed the father.

  "I had a gig!!" answered the son.
 
Randy Fendrick
Southside Chicago Seven
Bakersfield Symphony Orchestra