[Dixielandjazz] flatulence

[tcashwigg at aol.com]

Ahhh but I have often heard on goodly albeit suspicious authority, that 
the smile on Mona Lisa's face was generated from the release of such 
pressure and gasses from sitting in the pose position far too long. :)) 
  I suppose only the artist and Mona would know huh?


Cheers,

Old Windy Wiggins



-----Original Message-----
From: jazzboard at hotmail.com
To: tcashwigg at aol.com; dixielandjazz at ml.islandnet.com
Sent: Mon, 7 Aug 2006 7:42 PM
Subject: RE: [Dixielandjazz] flatulence

   Hello listmates 
 
 Listmate Wiggnis chose to post (regarding this topic): 
 
  >The honorable if not questionable Washboardist and from previous 
posts on >this subject I assume to be a farter extraordinaire Bill 
Gunter would be >the expert on that Gary, or at least he knows some 
expert farters who even >have a website as I recall. 
 > 
  >Enlighten us again Bill :)) That is if you still hang around with 
those >OLD FARTS 
 
  1. I am NOT a (pardon the expression) "farter" - let along a "farter 
extraordinaire!" My gastrointestinal habits are circumspect and beyond 
reproach!. 
 
  2. I defer to my hero in the area of gaseous anal discharges, Monseur 
Petomane 
  ( http://www.johnbarber.com/pujol.html ) who is a gentleman of 
impeccable credentials in the discipline of controlled flatulence. 
Please click on the above cited URL for further information on this 
particular topic. 
 
  3. The "fart scene" in "Blazing Saddles" is but a pathetic and vulgar 
representation of the fine art of methane buildup and artistic 
emissions - without any rededeaming virtues whatsoever nor any claim to 
"sensitivity" in this genre. 
 
  4. While I certainly am an advocate of the artistic efforts of one of 
my heroes, Mel Brooks, I basically reject the notion that a fart is the 
equivalent of any of the so-called "fine arts." Can your imagine the 
Mona Lisa or even the great Da Vinci "Vitruvian Man" as being the 
source of some noxious effluvium eminating from the subject? Never!!! 
 
 Respectfully submitted, 
 
 Bill "Never cuts the cheese" Gunter 
 jazzboard at hotmail.com 
 


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