[Dixielandjazz] flatulence

[Bill Gunter]

Quoth Wiggins:

>Ahhh but I have often heard on goodly albeit suspicious authority, that the 
>smile on Mona Lisa's face was generated from the release of such pressure 
>and gasses from sitting in the pose position far too long.

Balderdash, poppycock, rubbish, tut-tut, and none of the above.

The smile on the Mona Lisa is the result of a revelation of a great, but 
amusing, reality having to do with the three basic questions of mankind . . 
.

1. Where did we come from?

2. Why are we here?

3. What exactly is "dixieland jazz?"

I'd share the answers with you but (as Lewis Armstrong put it) "If you have 
to ask, you'll never know!"

Cheers,

Bill "I'll never tell" Gunter
jazzboard at hotmail.com