[Dixielandjazz] Groan...

[Bob Romans]

>From a friend of mine...

So, these three notes walk into a bar - a G, an Eb, and a C.  
The bartender looks up and says, "We don't serve minors."
The Eb leaves, and the other two have a fifth between them.  

After a few drinks, the G was out flat, and the experience was diminished.  Eventually, the C sobers up, sees one of his friends is missing, the other one passed out, and realizes to his horror that he's under a rest.  

C was brought to trial, found guilty and convicted of contributing to the diminution of a minor and was sentenced to ten years of DS without Coda at the Paul Williams/Neil Sedaka/Kenny G Correctional Facility.


Warm regards,
Bob Romans
Cell Block 7 Jazz Band
1617 Lakeshore Dr.
Lodi, Ca. 95242
209-339-4676
www.cellblockseven2002.net
Cell 209-747-1148
Because I play trumpet, I envy no one.
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