[Dixielandjazz] Groan...

[Charles Suhor]

Funny stuff. Here's a true story--

We had a singer named Kay, who insisted that she sang a particular tune 
in C. The piano man insisted she's been doing it in F, and ran the 
chords of the first four bars, saying, just off mike, "No, it's in F, 
you see, Kay?"

Charlie Suhor


On Jun 10, 2005, at 11:26 AM, Bob Romans wrote:

>> From a friend of mine...
>
> So, these three notes walk into a bar - a G, an Eb, and a C.
> The bartender looks up and says, "We don't serve minors."
> The Eb leaves, and the other two have a fifth between them.
>
> After a few drinks, the G was out flat, and the experience was 
> diminished.  Eventually, the C sobers up, sees one of his friends is 
> missing, the other one passed out, and realizes to his horror that 
> he's under a rest.
>
> C was brought to trial, found guilty and convicted of contributing to 
> the diminution of a minor and was sentenced to ten years of DS without 
> Coda at the Paul Williams/Neil Sedaka/Kenny G Correctional Facility.
>
>
> Warm regards,
> Bob Romans
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