[Dixielandjazz] Re: Full Moon Phenomena - Lunacy & Jazz

[Stephen Barbone]

Burt Wilson wrote in answer to the question: "Do you have proof that there is
indeed "lunacy" after a full moon."

> Check any police blotter after a full moon.

Which, of course not being proof, begs the question.

Actually the checking of police blotters after a "full moon" has proven time
and again that there is no correlation between the full moon and extraordinary
police activity. That is not likely to change unless they catch the wolf man.

Better to check the relationship between extraordinary police activity and Jazz
Concerts, or in areas where there are Jazz Clubs. This will no doubt prove that
"jazz music" is the root cause of lunacy.

Further investigation will no doubt prove that Jazz Societies are really cults
run by zealots whose Monads have mutated. Their express purpose is to drive
members and fans to lunatic asylums where their collective essence is siphoned
off and stored by the ghost of Ms. Blavatsky and her followers. (Those ghosts
being exemplified by the Canadians who claimed a human clone about 6 months
ago, remember them?)

Then, one day, the ODJB using that essence as a pathway, will return to earth
in living form and Nick LaRocca Sr. will proclaim the truth. All other forms of
jazz, false icons and their followers will be destroyed in a cauldron of flames
and destruction following a series of earthquakes caused by their own failure
to heed the Theosophical truth.

Remember, you heard it here first.

Cheers,
Steve Barbone