[Dixielandjazz] Blue Moon (was Lunacy and Jazz)

[John Farrell]

Parts of Steve Barbone's post could be sung to the tune "Blue Moon" :

"Full moon,
Has proven time and again,
That there is no correlation,
That is not likely to change."

It also occurred to me that "Full Moon Phenomena" fits nicely with "A,
You're Adorable".

Here is something for the culture vultures - Burt Wilson's "Do you have
proof" can be sung to the forceful opening four notes of Beethoven's 5th.

Ever striving for musical perfection, sobriety and a freshly-tuned piano,

John Farrell
http://homepages.tesco.net/~stridepiano/midifiles.htm

----- Original Message -----
From: "Stephen Barbone" <barbonestreet at earthlink.net>
To: <futurecon at earthlink.net>
Cc: "Dixieland Jazz Mailing List" <dixielandjazz at ml.islandnet.com>; "Janie
McCue Lynch" <janie51 at socal.rr.com>
Sent: Monday, November 10, 2003 4:43 PM
Subject: [Dixielandjazz] Re: Full Moon Phenomena - Lunacy & Jazz


> Burt Wilson wrote in answer to the question: "Do you have proof that there
is
> indeed "lunacy" after a full moon."
>
> > Check any police blotter after a full moon.
>
> Which, of course not being proof, begs the question.
>
> Actually the checking of police blotters after a "full moon" has proven
time
> and again that there is no correlation between the full moon and
extraordinary
> police activity. That is not likely to change unless they catch the wolf
man.
>
> Better to check the relationship between extraordinary police activity and
Jazz
> Concerts, or in areas where there are Jazz Clubs. This will no doubt prove
that
> "jazz music" is the root cause of lunacy.
>
> Further investigation will no doubt prove that Jazz Societies are really
cults
> run by zealots whose Monads have mutated. Their express purpose is to
drive
> members and fans to lunatic asylums where their collective essence is
siphoned
> off and stored by the ghost of Ms. Blavatsky and her followers. (Those
ghosts
> being exemplified by the Canadians who claimed a human clone about 6
months
> ago, remember them?)
>
> Then, one day, the ODJB using that essence as a pathway, will return to
earth
> in living form and Nick LaRocca Sr. will proclaim the truth. All other
forms of
> jazz, false icons and their followers will be destroyed in a cauldron of
flames
> and destruction following a series of earthquakes caused by their own
failure
> to heed the Theosophical truth.
>
> Remember, you heard it here first.
>
> Cheers,
> Steve Barbone
>
>
>
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