[Dixielandjazz] Trombones

[Don Ingle]

OR -- How can you get two trombonists to play in tune?
          Shoot one!
Don Ingle
(Don't shoot the piano player -- he's half shot now!)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Sam Meerkin/Evelyne Perks" <smeerkin at melbpc.org.au>
To: <Dixielandjazz at ml.islandnet.com>
Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2003 11:32 AM
Subject: [Dixielandjazz] Trombones


Banjoists & Drummers usually get the joke treatment.  Here are couple of
Trombonist lines that may help with intro's.
Q: What makes the trombone such a divine instrument ?
A: Because man blows into it, but G-d knows what comes out.
                                 and
Q: How can you tell which kid in the playground is the child of a trombonist
?
A: They don't know how to use the slide and can't swing.
Best wishes,
Sam Meerkin.
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