[Dixielandjazz] Trombones

[Mike Marois]

Here's yet another one;

What's the difference between a chain saw and a trombone?

The chain saw has dynamics!

Mike
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-----Original Message-----
From: dixielandjazz-bounces at ml.islandnet.com
[mailto:dixielandjazz-bounces at ml.islandnet.com]On Behalf Of Sam
Meerkin/Evelyne Perks
Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2003 10:32 AM
To: Dixielandjazz at ml.islandnet.com
Subject: [Dixielandjazz] Trombones


Banjoists & Drummers usually get the joke treatment.  Here are couple of
Trombonist lines that may help with intro's.
Q: What makes the trombone such a divine instrument ?
A: Because man blows into it, but G-d knows what comes out.
                                 and
Q: How can you tell which kid in the playground is the child of a trombonist
?
A: They don't know how to use the slide and can't swing.
Best wishes,
Sam Meerkin.
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