[Dixielandjazz] Re: Scratches

[Bigbuttbnd@aol.com]

Wear a long sleeve shirt and say...

"What? You never said anything about a short-sleeve shirt! You'd better 
tighten up your organizational methods."

or...

"Sorry, Dude... I don't even own a short-sleeve shirt, except for, like, a 
Hawaiian shirt... would you like me to go all the way back and get that?"

or even just a confused-looking...

"Huh?"

or maybe a...

"What the...?"

or...

"I don't have any scissors... do you want me to tear the sleeves off with my 
teeth?"

It'll probably work out.

Rocky Ball