[Dixielandjazz] Scratches & Uniforms

[Don Ingle]

I'd just step to the mike and say..."Would anyone care to buy a cat with an
attitude problem?"
Don Ingle
----- Original Message -----
From: "Stephen Barbone" <barbonestreet@earthlink.net>
To: "Dixieland Jazz Mailing List" <dixielandjazz@ml.islandnet.com>
Sent: Wednesday, September 04, 2002 4:27 PM
Subject: [Dixielandjazz] Scratches & Uniforms


> John Farrell wrote: (polite snip)
>
> "Here comes the problem. the bandleader has asked me to wear black
> pants,
> black shoes and white short-sleeved shirt. All this week I have been
> pruning
> my rambler roses which have grown almost 20 feet tall, resulting in deep
>
> scratches on my arms which look suspiciously like a junkie's needle
> track
> marks" I know the guys in the band quite well, they are a cynical lot
> and if
> I told them the truth their response would almost certainly be, "That's
> an
> original one".
>
> John:
>
> Tell those band mates that the scratches resulted from an attack by a
> bunch of crazed young female groupies at your last gig and wear them
> proudly.  :-)
>
> Cheers,
> Steve Barbone
>
>
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