[Dixielandjazz] Fw: Crashes Explained

benny theiler bennyth@ev1.net
Tue, 20 Aug 2002 18:18:06 -0500

Listmates - When you are having computer troubles, check this out.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Jack Kenne" <smilnjack@mindspring.com>
To: "Benny Theiler" <bennyth@ev1.net>; "Richard Furstenberg"
<rfurst@gnc.net>; "Tom & Jan Townsend" <jtown@inu.net>
Sent: Tuesday, August 20, 2002 7:44 AM
Subject: Crashes Explained

> Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash
> (Read this aloud, if you can!)
> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
> and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
> and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
> then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
> If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
> and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
> and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
> then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!!
> If the label on the cable on the table at your house
> says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
> but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
> that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
> and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
> so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
> then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
> 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
> When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
> and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
> then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
> Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!