[Dixielandjazz] Washboard Skinny

[ROBERT R. CALDER]

There was a young fellow called Washboard Skinny 

who played a washboard sewn on a pinny 

he also played nude but that sounded too tinny 

There was a young fellow called Washboard Skinny 

(the story isn't in either author called Pliny,
 nor is Carry me Back to Old Virginny...)

There was a time when David Frost sponsored "my wife's so thin.." jokes 
A less 2012 pc version of the above was probably one of them 


R