[Dixielandjazz] Gags

[Ken Mathieson]

Hi All,

It seems to be open season for gags just now and all the players on the list know that they are a central part of the social side of any band, anywhere. Here's one that turned up on a gig I played in Scotland last weekend:

A guy goes into the local library and says to the librarian "I'm looking for a book on unfeasibly small penises."
She says "I don't think it's in yet" and he says, quick as a flash, "Yes, that's the one!" 

Regards,

Ken Mathieson
www.classicjazzorchestra.org.uk