[Dixielandjazz] What I learned in Jazz Class Part 1.

[Stephen G Barbone]

WHAT I LEARNED IN JAZZ CLASS

These are quotes from students in a college jazz history class. They  
are extracted from the essay topic, "What I learned over this semester  
in jazz history." These are all genuine responses, completely  
unaltered. They are all 18+ year old students; not high school or  
middle school age kids. None of them are music students; they all took  
this class as a gen. ed. credit and a hopeful "easy A".
"Free Jazz is an era that I wished I had never learned about.?
"Free Jazz. Wow; what a sound it makes. An awful, horrible sound. I  
don't see how that can actually be called a sound.  My 5 year old  
nephew could pound on the piano and make the same sound! He may even  
make a better sound. To be honest, that sound is one big mess".
"With swing, it's kind of up in the air for me. I must say I tried  
like hell to keep up with it."
"My favorite jazz has a bluesy, Mexican feel to it."
"Though Jazz started in New Orleans, it traveled all around the world  
picking up and dropping off things along the way."
"One thing that confused me was Jelly Roll Morton. Did he play with  
the Red Hot Chili Peppers? I didn't think that they were around back  
then.?
"Jelly Roll (Morton) bridged the gap between piano and ragtime.
"My grandpa likes it, but I think scat stinks."
"Chick Corea, Dizzie Gillespie, Bix Biderbeck, and the monk created  
the first cool group."
"I wished Don Cherry would put his trumpet back in his pocket."
"There is not enough space in my head to fit all that I learned."
"This class taught me about a lot of things that I never knew about."
"Some of the big jazz musicians we learned about were: Lous Armstrong,  
Duke, Charlie Parker, Dizzy Cillespic, T. Mark, Ken Barns, Buddy  
Baldwin, Jellyroll Mortin, Sydney Bichai, Fats Waller, Earl Hines, and  
many many more."
"Coming into class on the first day, I assumed there would be a boring  
professor standing in front of the class droning on and on about jazz.  
Here's where it started; this is who played it; and here we are today;  
blah, blah, blah. I now realize that my assumption wasn't all that  
wrong."
"I assumed that jazz had started in the African-American community  
only because it fulfilled a multi-cultural course that I was required  
to take."
"Jim Crow, in a way, was the first jazz musician."
"Jazz was put into effect by Jim Crow"s Law."
"I really enjoyed hearing the big band, Frank Foster's Arrangement".
"I learned in this class that, contrary to my mom's opinion, Kenny G  
is a joke. A really non-funny one."
"I fell in love with that tune, "Stablemates". It really hits home.?
"Jazz musicians don't play for women any more."
"I learned that going to jazz concerts gets me in good with the  
girlfriend."
"I learned a lot about Be Bop, Swing, Drugs, and Fusion."
"I found new respect for Miles Davis. He was adamant about not using  
drugs when everyone else was trying to get him to try some."
"I liked hearing the Original Dixieland (Jazz) Band, and how they were  
the original Dixieland band."
"You might want to mention to future classes that jazz brings true  
romance to a scene."
"I'm glad I took this class, because I feel more comfortable to talk  
about jazz in its awesomeness."
"Drugs caused many artists their careers in many ways."
"Jazz is a style of music that is almost very sober."
"I figured jazz started in the 1960s, but to my surprise, it started  
back in the late 18th century."
"Smooth jazz now just plain old angers me."
"A lot of the things that I learned were facts that I never new about,  
not only in jazz, but in life as well."
"I got really excited by the tenor sax, soprano sax, baritone sax, but  
not so much the alto sax."
"I can't believe that blacks had time to invent jazz if they were  
hanging out in the whorehouses with Jelly Roll Morton."
"A lot of black jazz musicians were very talented, which probably came  
from them not having anything else to do."
"When blacks and whites finally decided to get together to make jazz,  
it was a big hit."
"Lennie Tristano and Lee Konitz were two guys who would sit down and  
enjoy cool jazz."
"Going to the club gave me jazz sensations."
"I hear the hard-bop jazz influence on bands today such as Matchbox  
Twenty and Dave Matthews Band".
"I'm now going to start this essay on jazz."
"James Crow worked to bring the slaves together with the creoles."
"Learning jazz has helped me beat my mom at Jeopardy. She had no idea  
who a blind pianist from Toledo, OH was for $800."
"I learned the definition of supreme technical virtuosity is to play  
like Louie Armstrong."
"Charlie Parker was a famous jazz musician who played saxophonists."
"Getting 81% (on a test) is all well and good until you see that dumb  
guy next to you who picks his nose getting 91%. I then started  
studying and coming to class".
"I asked the drummer what the names of the names and styles of the  
tunes that he played but he didn't seem to know".
"TV has become more jazzy to me now."
"Studying jazz has been a coming out party for me."
"I loved the vibrational solos of Clifford Brown."
"When I think of tradition and instruments, I think of Fiddler of the  
Roof"