[Dixielandjazz] Happy St Patrick's Day

[Stephen G Barbone]

I you are doing a St Paddy's party today, try this song. "Do Virgins  
Taste Better"  sung to the tune of The Irish Washerwoman:

Oh a dragon has come to our village today
We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away
And he's talked to our king and they've worked out a deal
No more homes will he burn and no crops will he steal.

Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch
Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch
Well, we've no other choice so the deal we'll respect
But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect

Do Virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried
But no one can get through your thick scaly hide
We hope that some day, some brave knight comes by
Cause we can't wait around til you're to fat to fly.

Now you have such good taste in your women for sure
They always are pretty, they always are pure.
But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch
For your favorite entree is a barbecued wench

Now we've found a solution, it works out so neat.
If you insist upon nothing but virgins to eat
No more will our numbers grow ever so small
We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all.

Cheers,
Steve Barbone
www.myspace.com/barbonestreetjazzband