[Dixielandjazz] Musician Funnies

[John McClernan]

Bob,
I can't deny it. I saw the Beatles at JFK Stadium in Philly.
I think the rest applies to someone else.
Cheers,
John


On Jun 19, 2009, at 8:06 PM, Bob Romans wrote:
> This doesn't relate to anyone on this list, but you might pass it on  
> to someone who knows what all of this means...not ME!!
>      A musician knows he's getting OLD when:
>        It's more important to find a place on stage for your fan  
> than your amp.
>        The waitress is your daughter.
>        Most of your crowd just sways in their seats.
>        Your gig stool has a back.
>        All you want from groupies is a foot massage & back rub.
>        You take the elevator because you can sing along with most of  
> your set list.
>        You check the TV schedule before booking a gig.
>        You're related to at least one band member.
>        You stop the set because your ibuprofen fell behind your amp.
>
>        You actually attended a Beatles performance.
>
>        You buy amps based on their weight instead of their tone.
>        You remember 6 different club names for the same location.
>        During breaks, you now go to the van to...lie down