[Dixielandjazz] Musician Funnies

[Bob Romans]

This doesn't relate to anyone on this list, but you might pass it on to someone who knows what all of this means...not ME!!


      A musician knows he's getting OLD when:


        It's more important to find a place on stage for your fan than your amp.


        The waitress is your daughter.


        Most of your crowd just sways in their seats.


        Your gig stool has a back.


        All you want from groupies is a foot massage & back rub.


        You take the elevator because you can sing along with most of your set list.


        You check the TV schedule before booking a gig.


        You're related to at least one band member.


        You stop the set because your ibuprofen fell behind your amp.


        You actually attended a Beatles performance.


        You buy amps based on their weight instead of their tone.


        You remember 6 different club names for the same location.


        During breaks, you now go to the van to...lie down