[Dixielandjazz] Gig Offer
Ric Giorgi
ricgiorgi at sympatico.ca
Mon Feb 2 08:24:55 PST 2009
Yah, but how far away from the club do we have to park and does that
include drinks and a meal? And is the gig on the ground floor and if
not is there an elevator in these places?
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From: dixielandjazz-bounces at ml.islandnet.com
[mailto:dixielandjazz-bounces at ml.islandnet.com] On Behalf Of Stephen
G Barbone
Sent: February 2, 2009 10:14 AM
To: Ric Giorgi
Cc: Dixieland Jazz Mailing List
Subject: [Dixielandjazz] Gig Offer
Dear Friends of jazz:
My name is Ndugood. I am a wealthy Nigerian prince who loves
traditional jazz music. I am seeking your help to move $200,000,000
from my checking account here in Nigeria to the United States for
safekeeping and investment in my new venture.
I too love Traditional Jazz of King Oliver and Lu Watters and Louis
Armstrong and am opening many jazz clubs in neighboring Togo at
which
I would like you to perform. Your band will receive $42,000 a night,
200 nights guaranteed plus all expenses. My new "Hambone Basha",
"Jungle McGoon" and "Nick's Kraal" clubs will be a great success and
you will become rich like the American Bank and Mortgage Company
CEOs.
I have already started construction of these night spots making the
necessary down payments and paying bribes to the rulers there, who
also love traditional jazz.
But I desperately need your help. My tribe, the Swindlisi, a
peaceful
jazz-loving people, has been horribly oppressed by the ruling
military
junta in Nigeria, which despises traditional jazz music. My father,
an
exiled king and booking agent, was recently imprisoned under the
draconian "three free gigs a year and you're out" law. So now I must
flee my beloved country with all of my family's wealth. But I need
help in moving it because I cannot legally carry more than $10,000
out
of the country when I leave. I therefor want to transer the money
through your ATM system. (The Nigerian ATM system cannot exchange
international currencies).
So please provide me with your full name and address, social
security
number, bank account and PIN numbers. And you will become incredibly
(literally) rich from playing many jazz gigs.
Keep swinging
Prince Ndugood
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