[Dixielandjazz] Musician Jokes

[David Richoux]

Reminds me of a joke:

Three tuba players walk past a bar...

Hey, it could happen!

Dave Richoux
On Oct 3, 2008, at 11:49 AM, Bob Romans wrote:

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> Top ten things you never expect to hear in the world of music:
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> "Oh goodie, we have two oboes.
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>> From a guitarist - "You know, that guitar solo is just too darn  
>> long."
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> "welcome to heaven, here's your clarinet..."
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> "Watch the director."
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> "Is that the banjo player's Porsche?"
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> "Hey- I know I'm a drummer, but can we do one of my tunes?"
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> "That's my pager," says the trombone player.
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> "Did you notice the saxes were in tune?"
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>> From a trumpet player - "am I playing too loud?"
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> And coming in at number one:
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> "Hey, we really need an accordion player"
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