[Dixielandjazz] Musician Jokes

[Bob Romans]

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Top ten things you never expect to hear in the world of music:

"Oh goodie, we have two oboes.

 

>From a guitarist - "You know, that guitar solo is just too darn long."

 

"welcome to heaven, here's your clarinet..."

 

"Watch the director."

 

"Is that the banjo player's Porsche?"

 

"Hey- I know I'm a drummer, but can we do one of my tunes?"

 

"That's my pager," says the trombone player.

 

"Did you notice the saxes were in tune?"

 

>From a trumpet player - "am I playing too loud?"

 

And coming in at number one:

"Hey, we really need an accordion player"

 



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