[Dixielandjazz] Your Brain & Copyright Infringement
Larry Walton Entertainment - St. Louis
larrys.bands at charter.net
Tue Jul 29 17:30:51 PDT 2008
> In order to avoid engaging in unauthorized copyright infringement,
> consumers will now be required to immediately forget everything they've
> just heard.
I think most of the guys around here are safe.
Larry
STL
----- Original Message -----
From: "Stephen G Barbone" <barbonestreet at earthlink.net>
To: "Larry Walton" <larrys.bands at charter.net>
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Sent: Tuesday, July 29, 2008 8:37 AM
Subject: [Dixielandjazz] Your Brain & Copyright Infringement
>
> RIAA Declares Using Brain to Remember Songs is Criminal Copyright
> Infringement
> by Mike Adams (naturalnews.com)
>
> On the heels of the RIAA's recent decision to criminalize consumers who
> rip songs from albums they've purchased to their computers (or iPods),
> the association has now gone one step further and declared that
> 'remembering songs' using your brain is criminal copyright infringement.
> 'The brain is a recording device,' explained RIAA president Cary Sherman.
> 'The act of listening is an unauthorized act of copying music to that
> recording device, and the act of recalling or remembering a song is
> unauthorized playback.'
>
> The RIAA also said it would begin sending letters to tens of millions of
> consumers thought to be illegally remembering songs, threatening them
> with lawsuits if they don't settle with the RIAA by paying monetary
> damages. 'We will aggressively pursue all copyright infringement in order
> to protect our industry,' said Sherman.
>
> In order to avoid engaging in unauthorized copyright infringement,
> consumers will now be required to immediately forget everything they've
> just heard. To aid in these memory wiping efforts, the RIAA is teaming
> up with Big Pharma to include free psychotropic prescription drugs with
> the purchase of new music albums. Consumers are advised to swallow the
> pills before listening to the music. The pills -- similar to the
> amphetamines now prescribed for ADHD -- block normal cognitive function,
> allowing consumers to enjoy the music in a more detached state without
> the risk of accidentally remembering any songs (and thereby violating
> copyright law).
>
> Consumers caught humming their favorite songs will be charged with a more
> serious crime: The public performance of a copyrighted song, for which
> the fines can reach over $250,000 per incident. 'Humming, singing and
> whistling songs will not be tolerated,' said Sherman. 'Only listening and
> forgetting songs is allowed.'
>
> Consumers attempting to circumvent the RIAA's new memory-wiping
> technology by actually remembering songs will be charged with felony
> crimes under provisions of the DMCA (Digital Millenium Copyright Act).
> The Act, passed in 1998, makes it a felony crime to circumvent copyright
> protection technologies. The RIAA's position is that consumers who
> actually use their brains while listening to music are violating the
> DMCA. 'We would prefer that consumers stop using their brains
> altogether,' said Sherman.
>
> With this decision, the RIAA now considers approximately 72% of the adult
> U.S. population to be criminals. Putting them all in prison for copyright
> infringement would cost U.S. taxpayers an estimated $683 billion per
> year -- an amount that would have to be shouldered by the remaining 28%
> who are not imprisoned. The RIAA believes it could cover the $683 billion
> tab through royalties on music sales. The problem with that? The 28%
> remaining adults not in prison don't buy music albums. That means album
> sales would plummet to nearly zero, and the U.S. government (which is
> already deep in debt) would have to borrow money to pay for all the
> prisons. And where would the borrowed money come from? China, of course:
> The country where music albums are openly pirated and sold for monetary
> gain.
>
> When asked whether he really wants 72% of the U.S. population to be
> imprisoned for ripping music CDs to their own brains, RIAA president
> Sherman shot back, 'You don't support criminal behavior do you? Every
> person who illegally remembers a song is a criminal. We can't have
> criminal running free on the streets of America. It's an issue of
> national security.'
>
> NOTE: This is a satire report on the RIAA. That means it's written as
> fictional humor. It does not yet represent the actual position of the
> RIAA, although from the way things are going, the association may soon
> adopt it. Permission is granted to make copies of this story,
> redistribute it, post it and e-mail it as long as you do not actually
> remember it because copying to your brain is now strictly prohibited. Any
> attempts to circumvent the memory-based copyright restrictions on this
> article will result in your brain imploding, causing such an extreme
> loss of cognitive function that your only hope for any future career will
> be running for public office.
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