[Dixielandjazz] Fwd: Banjo Permit Application:

[Colin Toomer]

<mailto:FGclari at wk.planet.gen.nz>
> *Subject: **Banjo Permit Application:*
>>
>> *
>> *    We are glad to see you applying for a banjo permit. Have someone 
>> read this application to you and answer each question as best you 
>> know how. There 
>> is a five-day waiting period, as mandated by the Brady Bill. At the 
>> end of that period you will be notified as to the status of your 
>> permit.
>>  
>>
>>    1. Last name:
>>
>>
>>
>>    2. First name (Check Appropriate Box) _ Billy-Bob  _Billy-Joe 
>>       _Billy-Ray _ Billie-Sue  _Billie-Mae  _Billy-Jack 
>>
>>             
>>
>>    3. Sex:  M   F   Not sure   Often
>>       Shoe Size: Left   Right
>>
>>  
>>
>>    4. Occupation: Farmer   Mechanic   Fast Food   Unemployed
>>
>>  
>>
>>    5. Spouse's name:
>>    6. Relationship with spouse: Sister   Brother   Aunt   Uncle   Cousin
>>                     Mother   Father   Son   Daughter    Pet
>>    7. Number of children living in household:
>>    8. Number that are yours:
>>    9. Mother's name:
>>   10. Father's name: (If not sure, leave blank)
>>   11. Education: 1 2 3 4 (Mark highest grade completed)
>>   12. Do you own or rent your mobile home?
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>>  
>>
>>   13. Total number of vehicles you own
>>   14. Number of vehicles that still crank
>>   15. Number of vehicles in front yard
>>   16. Number of vehicles in back yard
>>   17. Number of vehicles on cement blocks
>>   18. Firearms you own and where you keep them: truck  bedroom 
>>       bathroom  kitchen  shed
>>   19. Model and year of your pickup: 194_
>>   20. Do you have a gun rack? Yes  No  If No, please explain:
>>   21. Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: The National Enquirer 
>>       The Globe
>>                     TV Guide   Soap Opera Digest  Rifle and Shotgun  
>>       Banjo Newsletter
>>   22. Number of times you've seen a UFO
>>   23. Number of times you've seen Elvis
>>   24. Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
>>   25. How often do you bathe: Weekly  Monthly  Not Applicable
>>   26. Color of teeth: Yellow  Brownish-Yellow  Brown  Black  N/A
>>   27. Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: Red-Man  Copenhagen
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>>  
>>
>>   28. How far is your home from a paved road? 1 mile  2 miles  don't know
>>   29. Religious preference: Baptist  Pentacostal  Snake- handling
>>       Pentacostal
>>                      Closet Baptist  Pagan  Pentacostal   Holiness
>>       Afire   Testifyin' Pentacostal  
>>   30. Where do you intend to play this banjo?
>>                      On my back porch  with my teeth out   In church 
>>       In prison
>>                      In a bluegrass band  In public places    In the
>>       bathroom
>>   31. Have you ever been convicted or accused of a felony involving
>>                      small animals     duct tape       ukuleles
>>
>>
>> Please complete and reply back. Your permit will be issued after the 
>> five-day
>> mandatory waiting period.  
>>  
>
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