[Dixielandjazz] Felony Drumming #2

[Juskeepin44time at aol.com]

As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to    
entertain my customers. After several performances, I    
discovered the drummer had walked away with some of my    
valuables. I notified police, who arrested him.    

Desperate for another drummer, I called a friend who knew    
some musicians. "What happened to the drummer you had?"   
he  asked me.   

"I had him arrested," I replied.    

My friend paused for a second and asked, "How badly did he    
play?"   





************************************** See what's new at http://www.aol.com