[Dixielandjazz] Trumpet nickname

[Bob Romans]

Nickname for a trumpet?   
Someone recently told the story of Garrison Keillor passing him in
 the hallway. Garrison looked at his instrument and said:
"Ahh, the trumpet. Now there's an instrument on which one can truly
embarrass himself!" 
Think of a good nickname with that in mind!
Warm regards,
Bob Romans,
1617 Lakeshore Dr.,
Lodi, Calif. 95242
Ph 209-747-1148
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