[Dixielandjazz] [Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: Heaven Bound?]]

[Russ Guarino]

Russ Guarino wrote:

> Kinda funny.    Russ
>
> Ronald Gurney wrote:
>
> > Begin forwarded message:
> >
> > > From: Rich Jonsson <titleitrich at yahoo.com>
> > > Date: Tue Feb 27, 2007  8:42:14 AM US/Pacific
> > > To: Freddie <FFredkay at aol.com>
> > > Subject: Re:  Heaven Bound?
> > >
> > >
> > > --- Tom sent:
> > >
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Subject: Heaven Bound?
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Al Gore, Bill and Hillary Clinton go to Heaven.
> > >>
> > >> God addresses Al first.  "Al, what do you believe
> > >> in?"  Al replies,
> > >> "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it
> > >> was your will that I did
> > >> not serve.  And I've come to understand that now."
> > >>
> > >> God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good.
> > >> Come and sit at my
> > >> left."
> > >>
> > >> God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe
> > >> in?"
> > >>
> > >> Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness.  I've
> > >> sinned, but I've never held a
> > >> grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges
> > >> are held against me."
> > >>
> > >> God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven,
> > >> my son. Come and sit at
> > >> my right."
> > >>
> > >> God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you
> > >> believe in?"
> > >>
> > >> "I believe you're in my chair"
> > >>
> > >>
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
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