[Dixielandjazz] Louie-isms

[Cees van den Heuvel]

Answers foir Bill Gunter:

Easy questions! Easy answers.
Is Kenny G a jazz musician?  Yes, and a clever and rich one
How do you improvise a chorus? Look at the most georgeous woman in the 
audience and use you imagination!
 Is Rap music really music? No, it's burping at society
Which is most important, money or happiness? Money that gives you happiness
What makes a girl (or guy) sexy? Girl: nice legs, boobs and the willingness 
to blow; man: money, fame and a dick that works.
 May I call you "Man" even if you're a woman? No, because I'm a man.

"New"  louis-ism:

Why do you blow that high?
"Because I can...."