[Dixielandjazz] One for Brother Gunter

[pat ladd]

I am thinking of getting nipple piercings and hangin' a couple of hand 
grenades off of them ,, now how cool is that ?>>

Hi ,

that reminds me of a story.

Paddy, in the midst of the trouble with the IRA was in court because he had 
been found with a gerenade in his pocket. He was charged with being a 
terrorist.
`Not so` says Paddy. `Thwas that thievin` bastard O`Connel that I was after. 
He is always after slippin his hand in me pocket and pinchin` me fags. So I 
phut the grenade in me pocket wid a piece of string on it and tied the other 
end to me fags. Then when the idle sod tried to pimch me fags next time the 
grenade wud explode and blow the fingers right off `im so t`would. That `ud 
teach him

Cheers

Pat.