[Dixielandjazz] What Turns The Younger Audiences On?

[tcashwigg at aol.com]

Well thankfully I never heeded their Godly advise and burned my record 
collection either, poor misguided well intentioned Bible thumpin' Hell 
Fire and Brimstone Preachin' fornicatin' backslidin' hard drinnkin' 
whore mongerin' hypocritical phony healers, ELMER GANTRY'S AND Marjoe 
Gortner's, Jim Bakkers, Jimmy Swaggerts and now Ted Haggards  leadin' 
innocent and undereducated folks astray on a daily basis including some 
folks in High Places of leadership in our wonderful Country.

Never ! Never!  underestimate the absolute Stupidity and innocent 
ignorance of the general public.  Nor the Power of Persuasion buy some 
of the Finest Actors and Entertainers in the So called Civilized World 
Folks.

Heck I remember when Brother Oral Roberts in Oklahoma proclaimed that 
he had a message direct from the Almighty that he was indeed going to 
call him home if his followers did not send him Eight Million Dollars, 
Well Hallelujah Bless the Lord they sent him the money and he is still 
with us.  Yet Another wonderful Prophecy and Miracle wrought right 
before our doubting eyes. :))

But I always wondered why a Man that made his living HEALING folks and 
accepting grateful offerings and contributions could Possibly ever even 
entertain  the thought of building and owning one of the largest 
Hospitals and  medical centers in the USA.

why did Jimmy Swaggert feel the overwhelming need to visit his cousin 
Micky Gilly's Country & Western Nightclub in Texas  on a regular basis, 
and get caught leaving with of all people a Prostitute.   Lookin' for 
lost souls to Save no doubt.

Oh Hell ya'll see where this is going and it aint gettin' any closer to 
OKOM  unless like me you me like Good Ole Time Religion Gospel Music 
and can enjoy it as a wonderful American Art form and significant 
contribution to our world Culture Contributions.

And since I am no doubt Pissing off many of my friends on this great 
list with these blasphemous comments, make no mistake about it that 
ELVIS PRESLEY  Never was the #1 Box Office Attraction in the world,  
although he ran a good solid Second to the Rev. Billy Graham.

Praise de Lawd and pass the collection Plate.   I shall be elated when 
once again this fine Country returns to Separation of Church and State, 
our fore founding fathers were very wise men in seeing this scene 
coming.   Then we can get back to our business of Sin and Debauchery 
and making some racy racy music and not being persecuted for having a 
good time and dancin' in the STREETS.


Musical content:   "Bringin in the Sheep "   Baaaaa  Baaaaa !   And 
Fleecin' the Flock

NOW I HAVE TOLD YA'LL BEFORE THAT A SICK MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO 
WASTE,  so I refuse to waste mine :))


Yore ole sacreligious buddy Rev. Tom- Bob Wiggins,  just tryin' to keep 
ya'll entertained a bit.











-----Original Message-----
From: Gluetje1 at aol.com
To: TCASHWIGG at aol.com; dixielandjazz at ml.islandnet.com
Sent: Thu, 2 Nov 2006 4:00 PM
Subject: Re: [Dixielandjazz] What Turns The Younger Audiences On?

      As Tom has mentioned the Southern Baptists being fearful of sex 
standing up leading to dancing, I'll bring up that what is even scarier 
than St. Louis' purported crime statistics is some of the decisions and 
messages of the Missouri Baptist Conference component of Southern 
Baptists meeting in out-state MO this week.  (Anyone morbidly curious 
can go to >http://www.stltoday.com/< and look up this week's news 
entries on Missouri Baptist Conference Meeting.  I was Southern Baptist 
in out-state Missouri when my church announced it would hold an 
alternate party for us so we could stay away from the sinful Senior 
Prom.  But it was too late for me, I had already seen Elvis on the 
sinful TV, sang Rock Around the Clock on the band tour bus, etc.  I 
went to the Prom.
  
  On getting the young to dance (therefore to come so they can dance), 
it is indeed all about the beat, instead of about how many chords and 
how splendidly one plays.  Easy to see that when an one of our locally 
popular Zydeco Bands draws several thousand to an urban park 
and keeps 'em jumping all evening on 3 chords, but a good beat, and yes 
Bill G., letting the audience come up to rub spoons or whatever on a 
chest board, looks mighty like a washboard attraction to me.
 Ginny


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