[Dixielandjazz] FW: Music/Musicians

[Bill Haesler]

Dear Friends,
You may have seen some, or all, of these illuminating quotes.
So here they are again.
Kind regards,
Bill. 

Quotes: MUSIC / MUSICIANS

    "One of the perks of being an unemployed musician is that you get to
play much less bad music."
     Jack Daney

   "Jazz is too good for America."
   Dizzy Gillespie

   "After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible
is music."
    Aldous Huxley

   "Music is, by its very nature, essentially powerless to express anything
at all.  Music expresses itself."
   Igor Stravinsky

   "Hell is full of musical amateurs."
   George Bernard Shaw

   "The drummer drives.  Everybody else rides!"
   Panama Francis

   Dizzy Gillespie on playing the trumpet:
   "Some days you get up and put the horn to your chops and it sounds pretty
good and you win.  Some days you try and nothing works and the horn wins.
This goes on and on and then you die and the horn wins."

   "Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one."
   Duke Ellington

   "Rather than simply say, I play jazz, I say I play music."
   Kenny Garrett

   "Jazz is the only music in which the same note can be played night after
night but differently each time."
   Ornette Coleman

   Shelly Manne's definition of jazz musicians:
   "We never play anything the same way once."

   Al Cohn's definition of a gentleman:
   "Someone who knows how to play the accordion, and doesn't."

   "Music is a very hard instrument."
   Vido Musso

   "The only tune they play in 4/4 is 'Take Five!'"
   (unknown-talking about the Don Ellis band)

   "If I could play like Wynton (Marsalis), I wouldn't play like Wynton.
   Chet Baker

   "I'm too old to pimp, and too young to die, so I'm just gon' keep
playin'.
   Clark Terry

   "A great teacher is one who realizes that he himself is also a student
and whose goal is not dictate the answers, but to stimulate his students
creativity  enough so that they go out and find the answers themselves."
   Herbie  Hancock

   "Jazz is freedom.  Now, you think about that."
   Thelonious Monk

   "To be a musician is a curse.  To NOT be one is even worse.
   Jack Daney

   "Don't bother to look, I've composed all this already."
   Gustav Mahler, to Bruno Walter who had stopped to admire mountain scenery
in rural Austria.

   "I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play
Bach and starve."
   Xavier Cugat

   "[Musicians] talk of nothing but money and jobs.  Give me businessmen
every time.  They really are interested in music and art."
   Jean Sibelius, explaining why he rarely invited musicians to his home.

   "Only become a musician if there is absolutely no other way you can make
a living."
   Kirke Mecham, on his life as a composer

   "I am not handsome, but when women hear me play, they come crawling to my
feet."
   Niccoló Paganini

   "Of course I'm ambitious.  What's wrong with that?  Otherwise you sleep
all day."
   Ringo Starr

   "What is the voice of song, when the world lacks the ear of taste?"
   Nathaniel Hawthorne

   "Flint must be an extremely wealthy town:  I see that each of you bought
two or three seats."
   Victor Borge, playing to a half-filled house in Flint, Michigan.

   "If one hears bad music it is one's duty to drown it by one's
conversation."
   Oscar Wilde

   "Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together."
   Mel Brooks

   "Life can't be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven
sonatas and listen to them for ten years."
   William F. Buckley, Jr.

   "You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go
slow."
   Oscar Levant, explaining his way out of a speeding ticket.

   "Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
   Mark Twain

   "Berlioz says nothing in his music, but he says it magnificently."
   James Gibbons Hunekar

   "If a young man at the age of twenty-three can write a symphony like
that, in five years he will be ready to commit murder."
    Walter Damrosch on Aaron Copland

    "There are still so many beautiful things to be said in C major."
    Sergei Prokofiev

   "I never use a score when conducting my orchestra.  Does a lion tamer
enter a cage with a book on how to tame a lion?"
   Dimitri Mitropolous

   "God tells me how the music should sound, but you stand in the way."
   Arturo Toscanini to a trumpet player

   "Already too loud!"
   Bruno Walter at his first rehearsal with an American orchestra, on seeing
the players reaching for their instruments.

   "I really don't know whether any place contains more pianists than Paris,
or whether you can find more asses and virtuosos anywhere."
   Frederic Chopin

   "When she started to play, Steinway himself came down personally and
rubbed his name off the piano."
   Bob Hope, on comedienne Phyllis Diller

   "Never look at the trombones, it only encourages them."
   Richard Strauss

   "In opera, there is always too much singing."
   Claude Debussy

   "Oh how wonderful, really wonderful opera would be if there were no
singers!"
   Gioacchino Rossini

   "I think popular music in this country is one of the few things in the
twentieth century that has made giant strides in reverse."
   Bing Crosby

   "A ponderous orchestral absurdity."
   Frank Zappa on his rock symphony debuted by the Los Angeles Philharmonic

   "The bottom line of any country is, what did we contribute to the world?
We contributed Louis Armstrong."
   Tony Bennett