[Dixielandjazz] off kilter

[billsharp]

Whether they be tall, or short, one of the finest laughs I remember 
having was one time at the Sacto Festival when there was a gathering of 
people around the Scotsmen following their performance, done of course 
in full Scottish apparel.  People loved to talk to them simply to hear 
the Scottish accent, and one woman bodly asked, "Is anything worn under 
your kilt?", and with a complete straight face the Scottish musician 
replied, "No, maam, everything is in perfectly good working condition" 
. . . .