[Dixielandjazz] Music Humor

[Stan Brager]

 Three souls appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
 
 St. Peter asked the first one, "What was your last annual salary?"
 
 The soul replied, "$200,000. I was a trial lawyer."
 
 St. Peter asked the second one the same question.
 
 The soul answered, "$95,000. I was a realtor."
 
 St. Peter then asked the third soul the same question.
 
 The answer was "$8,000."
 
 St. Peter immediately said, "Cool! What instrument did you play?"
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