[Dixielandjazz] Jazz Goes To College

Steve barbone barbonestreet at earthlink.net
Fri May 20 12:34:29 PDT 2005


These are quotes from students in a college jazz history class. They are
extracted from the essay topic, "What I learned over this semester
in jazz history." These are all genuine responses, completely unaltered.
They are all 18+ year old students; not high school or middle school age
kids. None of them are music students. Ah, the Jazz Oblivious. :-) VBG

Cheers,
Steve Barbone

"Free Jazz is an era that I wished I had never learned about.²

"Free Jazz. Wow; what a sound it makes. An awful, horrible sound. I don¹t
see how that can actually be called a sound.  My 5 year old nephew could
pound on the piano and make the same sound! He may even make a better sound.
To be honest, that sound is one big mess.²

"With swing, it¹s kind of up in the air for me. I must say I tried like hell
to keep up with it.²

"My favorite jazz has a bluesy, Mexican feel to it.²

"Though Jazz started in New Orleans, it traveled all around the world
picking up and dropping off things along the way.²

"One thing that confused me was Jelly Roll Morton. Did he play with the Red
Hot Chili Peppers? I didn¹t think that they were around back then.²

"Jelly Roll (Morton) bridged the gap between piano and ragtime.²

"My grandpa likes it, but I think scat stinks.²

"Chick Corea, Dizzie Gillespie, Bix Biderbeck, and the monk created the
first cool group.²

"I wished Don Cherry would put his trumpet back in his pocket.²

"There is not enough space in my head to fit all that I learned.²

"This class taught me about a lot of things that I never knew about.²

"Some of the big jazz musicians we learned about were: Lous Armstrong, Duke,
Charlie Parker, Dizzy Cillespic, T. Mark, Ken Barns, Buddy Baldwin,
Jellyroll Mortin, Sydney Bichai, Fats Waller, Earl Hines, and many many
more.²

"Coming into class on the first day, I assumed there would be a boring
professor standing in front of the class droning on and on about jazz.
³Here¹s where it started; this is who played it; and here we are today;
blah, blah, blah.² I now realize that my assumption wasn¹t all that wrong.²

"I assumed that jazz had started in the African-American community only
because it fulfilled a multi-cultural course that I was required to take.²

"Jim Crow, in a way, was the first jazz musician.²

"Jazz was put into effect by Jim Crow¹s Law.²

"I really enjoyed hearing the big band, ³Frank Foster¹s Arrangement²².

"I learned in this class that, contrary to my mom¹s opinion, Kenny G is a
joke. A really non-funny one.²

"I fell in love with that tune, ³Stablemates². It really hits home.²

"Jazz musicians don¹t play for women any more.²

"I learned that going to jazz concerts gets me in good with the girlfriend.²

"I learned a lot about Be Bop, Swing, Drugs, and Fusion.²

"I found new respect for Miles Davis. He was adamant about not using drugs
when everyone else was trying to get him to try some.²

"I liked hearing the Original Dixieland (Jazz) Band, and how they were the
original Dixieland band.²

"You might want to mention to future classes that jazz brings true romance
to a scene.²

"I¹m glad I took this class, because I feel more comfortable to talk about
jazz in its awesomeness.²

"Drugs caused many artists their careers in many ways.²

"Jazz is a style of music that is almost very sober.²

"I figured jazz started in the 1960s, but to my surprise, it started back in
the late 18th century.²

"Smooth jazz now just plain old angers me.²

"A lot of the things that I learned were facts that I never new about, not
only in jazz, but in life as well.²

"I got really excited by the tenor sax, soprano sax, baritone sax, but not
so much the alto sax.²

³I can¹t believe that blacks had time to invent jazz if they were hanging
out in the whorehouses with Jelly Roll Morton.²

³A lot of black jazz musicians were very talented, which probably came from
them not having anything else to do.²

³When blacks and whites finally decided to get together to make jazz, it was
a big hit.²

³Lennie Tristano and Lee Konitz were two guys who would sit down and enjoy
cool jazz.²

³Going to the club gave me jazz sensations.²

³I hear the hard-bop jazz influence on bands today such as Matchbox Twenty
and Dave Matthews Band²

³I¹m now going to start this essay on jazz.²

³James Crow worked to bring the slaves together with the creoles.²

³Learning jazz has helped me beat my mom at Jeopardy. She had no idea who a
blind pianist from Toledo, OH was for $800.

³I learned the definition of supreme technical virtuosity is to play like
Louie Armstrong.²

"Charlie Parker was a famous jazz musician who played saxophonists.²

³Getting 81% (on a test) is all well and good until you see that dumb guy
next to you who picks his nose getting 91%. I then started studying and
coming to class.²

³I asked the drummer what the names of the names and styles of the tunes
that he played but he didn¹t seem to know.²

³TV has become more jazzy to me now.²

³Studying jazz has been a coming out party for me.²

³I loved the vibrational solos of Clifford Brown.²

³When I think of tradition and instruments, I think of Fiddler of the Roof.²

³I learned a lot from the different guest speakers in class, whether they
were an experienced piano player, a director of music at a major motel, or a
guitar player with an oddly placed hankercheif in his pocket.²

³Jazz has the technique of classical music, the feeling of blues, and the
hope of children everywhere.²

³I know what troubles musicians now when I watch and listen to them play.²

³My ties to jazz were through Bleeding Gums Murphy, a character on a TV show
called the Simpsons. It comes on at 8pm on Sunday nights.²

³I was surprised to find out about the different styles of jazz like hard,
be, and post bops.²

³I thought that jazz was a certain amount of instruments that you played and
was composed for you(,) not believing that it was their improvisation and
the jazz musicians who made up the music on the spot doing what they wanted
to do with the tunes. I know this is hard to explain but it is true.²

³When I try to play jazz, I mess around with the instruments pounding out
random notes that were just me making nonsense up and it sounding like a big
pile of crap.²

³Jazz is more profound when it doesn¹t help pay the bills.²

³The first thing I learned in jazz history that happy birthday is the most
played jazz classic. You want to hear happy birthday in swing BAM! You got
it. You want to hear happy birthday in classic jazz BAM! You got it. You
want to hear happy birthday in be bop BAM! You go(t) it. It¹s great. The
second thing I learned is free jazz is where its at. I think that I could be
a free jazz musician cause it all sounds like a drunk 7 year old jamming
down on some notes and making the sweet sweet music fly. Free jazz was
defiantly the best part of the class but unfortunately you didn¹t play free
jazz enough. My one suggestion for your next class is that you start out
every class with a 5 minute free jazz intro. Over all and all, I defiantly
learned a lot in jazz history class.²

³Hip hop and pop are fine, going out for fame and bling bling. Jazz has been
around for a while, is out of style, but can really sing.²

³Jazz musicians sing and play music because they can¹t contain their
passions. Their music starts in the soul radiates out in every direction.²

³Jazz is a very dynamic kind of music. Loud and Soft.²

³Swing makes you want to get up and dance and free jazz just makes you want
to get up.²

³If any kind of music can calm a hectic day, its cool jazz. If you feel like
going out and dancing, however there is ragtime.²

³In conclusion, jazz is music.²

³Jazz has come from the fields of New Orleans to my 2pm class, and beyond.²

³Unlike other forms of music, jazz is listened to by old people as well as
us.²

³I learned what intros and outros were in this class. Now I look for them
when I go searching for good music.²

³I went to do my (jazz) listening report at the house of blues.²

³Jazz has taught me a lot about the Civil War, World War I, and World War
II.²

³I thought of jazz as a thing of the past, something old African American
men listened to on old record players while sitting on their front porches
smoking cigars.²

³Steve Turre has taught me that sea shells should be left on the ground
instead of his mouth.²

³Over the course of the semester my knowledge of jazz has gone from nothing
to practically nothing.²

³Even though I probably won¹t listen to jazz after this semester, it has
given me a greater appreciation of movies.²

³My favorite person to study was Sonny Rollins. He knew that he had to throw
his saxaphone off the bridge when he heard how good Charlie Parker was.²

³Jazz to me was the ³shoo opps² from groups in streets downtown in the
olden, golden days.²

³Happy birthday. That song is just amazing to me.²

³My all-time favorite jazz artist to listen to was Buddy Baldwin, AKA ³the
jazz king.² I think I¹m going to go out and buy a couple of his CDs²

³I was surprised to find musicians with such odd names such as Vilage Von
Guard.²

³Jazz is not as popular with all of the adolescence going around.²

³I like jazz more in books than on cds.²

³I remember coming into class with no facts but a whole plate of bullshit to
dish out.²

³I found myself learning about Blues, Early Jazz, Dixieland, Swing, Be Bop,
Brazilian, Afro-Cuban, Cool Jazz, Hard Bop, Free Jazz, Third Stream,
Japanese, Post Bop, Fusion, Smooth, Modern Jazz, and the list goes on.²

³¹Call and Respond¹ is where one musician plays and the other one tries too
hard to figure out what he¹s doing.²

³The people in Dixie Land originated jazz music.²

³Jazz is now a part of me from 2pm-3:15pm every Tuesday and Thursday.²

³Jazz started in the fields where they used hand-me-down instruments and
wore hand-me-down clothes.²

³If Wynton Marsalis said jazz was dead in the 1970¹s, what was he playing at
the time?²

³Weather Report was the final big band back in the day.²

³My girlfriend and I both agreed the next morning that jazz-club food was
something we could¹ve done without.²

³Jazz agitates me.²

³I like jazz, but I need something else besides rhythm, melody, and
harmony.²

³I had no clue that so many (musicians) used drugs. Thinking about that,
there is no doubt that they are living the life I dream of. They are
spending money on things that they don¹t really need or even want.²

³I noticed that there weren¹t many jazz women in our textbook until I looked
to see that the author was a guy. All guys are sexist, women bashers, who
don¹t ever give us our credit.²

³The part I most enjoyed was studying and appreciating slavery.²

³Its hard to imagine where Winton Marsalis gets his ideas from.²

³I¹d like to see midgets getting bribed in every jazz club. Not just with
Birdland. I¹m of course talking about the jazz club, not Charlie Parker.²

³We¹ve had our share of good times and bad times over the semester. By bad
times, I mean my tests.²

³Count Bassie WAS the swing era²

³This class increased my intelligence with aptitude.²

³Duke Ellington had the ability to turn jazz compositions into pure magic.²

³Swing died in World War II when the soloists took over.²

³I could go on and on about jazz, but I won¹t.²

³Tony Williams was my favorite drummer because his group, Lifetime, is the
same name as my favorite channel that I watch.²

³How do the musicians know what to play when their eyes were closed the
whole time? And what was with the piano player talking while he played his
solos. His musician friends must have been thought he was crazy.²

³I technically wasn¹t in your class but I was happy to be along for the
ride.²

³I was in jazz band in high school but we didn¹t play jazz music.²

³Dizzie Gillespie was the one who jammed on the drums.²

³I thought doing our listening report would be a painful sort of torture.²

³I was bummed out at the beginning of the semester because I thought Louis
Armstrong was going to be one of the guest lecturers.




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