[Dixielandjazz] Not OKOM necessarily, but funny!

[Bob Romans]

Shuddering as I sit here, and I'm not a "Baby Boomer" even. I got this from a BB'er friend...
B.Romans

It was fun being a baby boomer...'till now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They 
include:

  
1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker 
2. The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip 
3. Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash 
4. Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends 
5. Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face 
6. Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now 
7. Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver (one of my favorites...) 
8. Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom 
9. Marvin Gaye -- Heard it Through the Grape Nuts 
10. Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair 
11. Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping 
12. The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone 
13. Abba -- Denture Queen 
14. Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall 
15. Helen Reddy -- I am Woman, Hear Me Snore 
16. Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again 
17. Leslie Gore's -- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To 
Warm regards,
Bob Romans
Cell Block 7 Jazz Band
1617 Lakeshore Dr.
Lodi, Ca. 95242
209-339-4676
www.cellblockseven2002.net
Cell 209-747-1148
Because I play trumpet, I envy no one.
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