[Dixielandjazz] A Look at Nursing Home Audiences in the Future

Steve barbone barbonestreet at earthlink.net
Tue May 10 20:11:40 PDT 2005



"Patrick Cooke" <amazingbass at cox.net> wrote:

 
>>Steve wrote:
>>Yeah, but especially scary in the audience. The women will have huge
>>implant enlarged boobs and the men will be walking around with Viagra
>>erections. Yet, because of Alzheimer's, they will have forgotten why.

> Pat answered 
> Indeed, Steve; but the scariest will be all those tatooed grannies
> with studs in their tongues.

ROTFLMAO !!!!

I only hope I live to see it. Spoke to a 103 year old man at an upscale CCRC
who was dancing with a 75 year old female. He later confided in me that in
was tough being a man there (women outnumber men 3 to 1). He said "All these
crazy old ladies want from me is sex, so they can brag about doing it with a
100 year old stud."

Cheers,
Steve





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