[Dixielandjazz] Eminem meets OKOM

[tcashwigg at aol.com]

Can't resist this one Steve:

Start dissing your mama, and yo sistahs, in public and every television 
interview and magazine article that will quote you, and wimmin in 
general refer to them as bitches and ho's always swear in front of them 
using the ugliest words you know and even make up some new ones.   
Prance back and forth across the stage waving your arms around for 
visual effect, get lots of tattoos, visible body piercings and spike 
your hair even dye it multi colors to have the parrot effect.    Ya got 
git wit da program man to be hip.   Then spray your Clarinet with glow 
in the dark pink and chartruese spray paint, buy a black light and 
strobe light and yoiu be set man.

Then get yo'self booked as the opening act for Kenny G and steal his 
massive audience.  :))

Cheers,

Tom Badass Wiggins

This post is giving my spell checker fits of insanity, so don't anybody 
jump on my spelling ability herein, it apparently does not recognize 
ebonics enough to correct them.  :))

-----Original Message-----
From: Steve barbone <barbonestreet at earthlink.net>
To: DJML <dixielandjazz at ml.islandnet.com>
Sent: Sat, 09 Jul 2005 11:17:16 -0400
Subject: [Dixielandjazz] Eminem meets OKOM

   On my way to the Showboat Casino for this evening's Gig.

Eminem is the main act tonight in the Showroom. Ticket prices start at 
$153
for the cheap seats and go to $253 for the high rollers!!!!!!!!

Wonder how those fans will like a New Orleans Brass Band marching 
through
the area? Also wonder how to get our prices up in Eminem's range. :-) 
VBG.

Cheers,
Steve Barbone


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