Steve barbone barbonestreet at earthlink.net
Fri Dec 16 14:04:41 PST 2005

>From a reformed lawyer, please accept the following greeting and wish.


Seasons Greetings to all, but not limited to; men, women, children, animal,
vegetable, mineral and others that may exist.


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
and gender neutral celebration of the winter (or summer if you live in OZ or
other location in the Southern Hemisphere) solstice holiday, practised
within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or, traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all; and as you define
them, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make the world great
(but not to imply that the world is necessarily greater than any other world
that may or may not exist), and without regard to the race, creed, colour,
age, physical ability, gender, religious faith, lack of religious faith,
choice of computer platform, life form, appearance or sexual preference of
the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable, but without alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him/her or
others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wishor. This wish is warranted to perform as expected
within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first,
and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wishor).

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