[Dixielandjazz] WHAT NOW?

[Phil O'Rourke]

The late great Shel Silverstein wrote a song entitled "I've never Gone To
Bed With An Ugly Woman". I think Bobby Bare sang it when he was on the road.


Phil O'Rourke
Tenor Washboard
Australia
----- Original Message -----
From: "Steve barbone" <barbonestreet at earthlink.net>
To: "DJML" <dixielandjazz at ml.islandnet.com>
Sent: 09 August, 2005 1:12 PM
Subject: [Dixielandjazz] WHAT NOW?


> I need advice from the Ann Landers of the DJML.
>
> Last Saturday at Sydney's Jazz Restaurant in Rehoboth the band was
cooking.
> I was in the middle of explaining why we old jazz musicians were the great
> lovers of the 20th Century. (tongue in cheek, part of our "connect", but
> basically true if you were there at the time)
>
> Mentioned Women's lib in the 60s and various books that were published
> encouraging women to be aggressive and ask men out on dates, and have one
> nights stands of their own with men they fancied.
>
> Adding that these books targeted Jazz Musicians in jazz clubs as ideal
> prospects because we are:
>
> Sensitive to women . . Lonely on the road . . Experimental . .
Uninhibited
> . . . and only in town for a short while so once the women have had their
> way with us, there is no messy break-up cause we have left for a gig in
> another town. Plus we jazz musos love aggressive women.
>
> Before I was finished, a gal came up to the band stand and said in a soft
> but purposeful voice: Want to come home with me? Then she smiled and sat
> back down while I broke up in mid sentence.
>
> Today I got 3 different e-mails from women who were there, looked up our
> website and want to hook up. One from Annapolis, one from Wash DC and one
> from Buffalo.
>
> I don't remember who or how old they were or what they look like. What
> should I do now???  Go on the road, or ask for photos???
>
> Cheers,
> Steve Barbone
>
> Who believes that the main reason to play jazz is to get chicks. :-) VBG.
>
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