[Dixielandjazz] RE: Stop The Press! Another candidate emerges!

[Gary Kiser]

Bill Gunter wrote:

> Will connelly writes:
>
>> The latest from the Vatican is that Cardinal Sicola is the front 
>> runner, but that an opposition faction is building to resist a Pope 
>> Sicola.
>
> No big deal. Popes are expected to change their names anyway. We just 
> had that Polish guy whose name was impossible to spell, let alone 
> pronounce, and he changed it to "John Paul" -

Cardinal Sicola is known not to like soft drinks, but loves frozen 
desserts.  So, I heard he would just shorten his name to Pope Sickle.  
Too bad Cardinals Goaztheweezel, Eyethesaylorman, Korn arid Tarts aren't 
even being considered.  Imagine if trombone players could be selected.  
We could have had Pope Ory.  Bill Gates wanted to be Pope Upwindow.

My goals in life are much more simple and modest.  I am happy as Tuba Gary.

All the best,  Tuba Gary