[Dixielandjazz] Lyric needed

[Brian Harvey]

Does anyone please have the lyric (if it can be called that) to "Auntie
Skinner's Chicken Dinner"  as immortalised by the Turk Murphy Band during
the 1970's?
I have a friend who loves singing ridiculous lyrics who would just love it.
His current rave is "All alone by the telephone" sung in a mock Noel Coward
voice.
And to think that he once shared a residency with Max Kaminsky.....
Thanks - Brian Harvey