[Dixielandjazz] The Blues

Bill Gunter jazzboard at hotmail.com
Sun Apr 11 18:20:08 PDT 2004

Hello all,

Blues, according to Allan Vaché, rule number 20 says:

>"I don't care how tragic your life, if you own a computer, you cannot sing 
>the blues."

If you be talkin' bout the blues, ain't nothing bluer than a cat tryin' to 
get a report out for his boss down at the stock brokerage, and he be knowin' 
that the boss gonna be takin' all the credit for the work but he be the one 
actually hackin' away on the computer . . . and after five straight hours he 
start to print it out and the error message hits the screen and say, 
"bdrlf.dll reports an error. This operation will be closed and all unsaved 
work will be lost" and the cat hasn't saved any of it and now he has to 
start over again and he's already exhausted.

Hah! you think like is easy for the Assistant Deputy Administrator for the 
Secretary of the Third Vice President in Charge of Office Supplies!

If that be what you think then you don't know the blues like us Assistant 
Deputy Administrators!

Respectfully submitted,

Bill "3rd deputy administrator for the executive vice-president" Gunter
jazzboard at hotmail.com

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