[Dixielandjazz] LOOKING FOR MORE LYMRICS

[David W. Littlefield]

Here's a musical one:
There once was a girl from Azusa
Who didn't like John Philip Sousa
She'd swing and make hay
When she heard Sammy Kaye
But in march time you couldn't induce her.

Non-musical:
There was an old couple from Wavell,
Whose habits were strictlhy medieval.
They'd each take a pin
And then with a grin,
Pick the lint from the other one's navel.

--Sheik

At 12:39 PM 4/9/2004 -0400, DWSI at aol.com wrote:
>I hope someone out there knows what I'm talking about. In college, and a few 
>times since, we did what we called lymrics to the melody of a Mexican type 
>song that began, Aye, yie yie ya, Chinamen never eat chili, now this is a 
>verse 
>that's worse than the first, so waltz me around again, Willie.
>
>The only one I can find now is:
>There once was a lady from Cape Cod
>Who thought that all babies came from God
>But it wasn't the almighty who lifted her nightie
>It was Roger the lodger, by God!
>
>Does anyone know any more of these? They're for some special entertaining. I 
>would be forever grateful.
>
>Dan (piano fingers) Spink