[Dixielandjazz] for the language police

[Jim Beebe]

> GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE
> Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment.
> He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence .*


> 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
> 2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
>  3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, 
> somebody get
> that catacomb.
> 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
> 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
> 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment 
> they
> gonna send me back to the joint.
> 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
> 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." 
> He say,
> "Bullshit, that watch israel".
> 9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment 
> undermine.
> 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took 
> me to the
> poolhall.
> 11 .Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you 
> break.
> 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan 
> on stain
> for dinner?"
> 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say 
> "fortify."
> 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.