[Dixielandjazz] Customer Requests

[Jazzjerry at aol.com]

Not a 'live' request but I received a phone call to the office the other day 
which went as follows:-

Me:- "Jazz 'n' Blues Records, can I help you?"

Caller:- "Do you sell Jazz CDs?"

M - "Yes"

C - "Have you got jazz CDs in stock?"

M. -   "Yes"

C - "Have you got Frank Zapp's 'Mystery Disc'?"

M. - "No, I sell jazz CDs"

C - "Do you listen to Jazz FM in London?"

M. "No, I can't get that station in Norfolk, Why?"

C - "Thay play Frank Zappa"

M - "Does that make it jazz?"

C - "Yes!"

Caller hung up!

British persons able to listen to Jazz FM will see more significance in this 
tale.

Cheers,

Jerry,
Norwich,
U.K.