[Dixielandjazz] Nutty humor

[Bob Romans]

Did you make that up Burt? You or Sugar Willie?
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place to perform a Sunday brunch!
Loved everything you did...
Bob Romans
Cell Block 7
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Lodi, California, 95242
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-----Original Message-----
From: Burt Wilson <futurecon at earthlink.net>
To: Norman Vickers <nvickers1 at cox.net>; dixielandjazz at ml.islandnet.com
<dixielandjazz at ml.islandnet.com>
Date: Monday, June 30, 2003 9:00 PM
Subject: Re: [Dixielandjazz] Nutty humor


Here is a sure-fire nutty winner of a parody. Announce it by saying you're
going to get serious and play one of America's most beloved love songs (make
it all up) and then go into "As time goes by" with these lyrics:

You must remember this,
when overdoing bliss,
the price you pay is high.
You lose the fundamental thing
as time goes by

When fellas 52,
tell young girls how they'll woo
They only mean they'll try
You lose the fundamental thing
as time goes by.

Vitamins won't help you
reefers make you doze
Goat glands are no good
We've had a go at those
Women want their men
with arrow in their bows,
that much you can't deny

So fellas, what the hell
There's so much in the well
and when the well runs dry
You lose the fundamental thing
as time goes by.

Burt Wilson
trombone
Silver Dollar Jazz Band



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